Except for one potion. DONKEY: I thought you was going to let her go. Puss quietly cries and the clock bells ring. She hears a voice come from a room to her right. GODMOTHER: Have Fiona drink this and shell fall in love with the first man she kisses, which will be Charming. DONKEY: Hey! And it was destiny that his kiss CHARMING: would break the dreaded curse. His life is interrupted after the dwarfish Lord Farquaad of Duloc exiles a vast number of fairy-tale creatures, who inadvertently end up in the swamp. SHREK: Oh, great. SHREK: Well, find a way to entertain yourself! Fireworks go off in the evening sky. Two women take note of their carriage and start following it. One is a figure of a knight, who is about to slay a fallen ogre. They break into a giant gingerbread house and stay night. Ow! By the way. He then stares at a poster of a handsome man named Sir Justin stuck to the bottom of the canopy above them. The knights shut the doors of the van. What do you call this dish? Donkey runs back to Shrek and the door shuts. SHREK: So (chuckles) you still think this was a good idea? PUSS: Ah, I was just concocting this very plan. Im here to make it all better. GODMOTHER: Dont be drab, youll be fab / Your prince will have rock-hard abs / Cheese souffl, Valentines Day / Have some chicken fricassee! If you remember, I helped you with your happily ever after. Its whats best. Oooh, look at you, you're all umgrown up. Gingy pulls at his pink thong and lets it slap back. Outside by the entrance, a pair of guards are interrogating the Headless Horseman. Flip over to Wheel Of Torture. Aren't you two a sight for sore eyes! "A tear drop away." Elsewhere in the palace, Fiona stops at the top of some stairs. Thats not about to change. HAROLD: III cant. The figure takes off the cloak and reveals themselves to be Fairy Godmother. Yeah! She tosses the book to the ground and pulls out another. I thought I might find you here. DONKEY: Except for you. Ohno ogres. Anastasia (1997)/Transcript. MAIDEN #2: Look look look, I told you he was here. Shrek 2 is a 2004 animated film in which Princess Fiona's parents invite her and Shrek to dinner to celebrate her marriage, not knowing that the newlyweds are both ogres. A group of uniformed men stand outside, playing a fanfare with their trumpets and drums. King : I'm sorry, Lillian - I just wish I could be the man that you deserve. Whats in that stuff? HAROLD: Fine! Gingy eventually reaches Shrek and uses the key to free Shrek, Donkey, and Puss. Donkey and Puss follow him. Harold walks back inside the bedroom. The three are dropped down onto the floor of the cell. Im Im not in the mood. Of course, not! Oh, I should lighten up?! They are interrupted by a worker who comes through the door. They bore me to tears. And then we're gonna go back to the swamp where we belong. Donkey walks over to a fish bowl. HAROLD: Ah, yes. Identifiers. Harold looks down with a guilty look on his face. What do you think I am, some kind of a. QUEEN LILLIAN: I think thats our little girl. Ow! Charming once again leans Fiona down in his arms and tries to kiss her. Alone! You cannot make me cry! Shrek 2 (video game) | Transcripts Fanon Wiki | Fandom in: Video Games Shrek 2 (video game) Edit Narrator: Newlywed fever continued to rise in the swamp and dear Fiona couldn't be happier. I think itd be better if the Fairy Godmother didnt know we were here. Pinocchio, with key in hand, jumps and the pigs lowers down by his strings. Two trees arm wrestle and two dwarfs fight. I was just reading a, uha scary book. Shes the largest producer of hexes and potions in the whole kingdom. CHARMING: It was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach the Dragons Keep. Fiona looks at Charming with surprise, and then with affection. The song ends and the end credits roll. Fiona looks back and gives Harold a confused look before Charming nudges her closer. Hes down on Drury Lane. FIONA'S BEDROOM. SHREK: Oh, you mean like sorting the mail and watering the plants? Her glasses and wand drop to the ground. Godmother addresses the crowd and conjures herself a flashy, red dress. - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. Shrek, unsure of how to eat the food on his plate properly, plops it in his mouth, and grins with the food still stuck in his teeth. Everyone on the couch sits with their mouths wide open. The bouquet was delicious. DONKEY: Head em up! Ingredients are tested and mixed. Shrek takes takes Fiona's hand and starts walking forward. The book opens and a voice begins reading its text: SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. [giggles] Naughty! Fiona: Donkey! You always need someone to do the back of your hair. The same happens to Donkey. Inside a giant cauldron pours out gas as Godmother dumps various vials into it. Five more of the dronkeys come flying in and jump all over Donkey. [chuckles] And look at you, Mrs. Shrek. A man walks up to the horses and cleans them off, and the carriage driver tosses him a coin. Fine! A similar bright light flashes in Fiona's room before fading. Move em on! JEROME: Pardon. An announcer pulls out a scroll and reads it aloud. Shrek and Puss laugh. But it was his destiny to climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to pull back the gossamer curtains to find her [ the prince gasps, seeing the Big Bad Wolf in Fiona's place ] Wolf: What? SHREK: Midnight?! Puss is climbing all over Shrek's body and gets into his clothes. Woware you from Europe? He dismounts his horse and enters the tavern. LILLIAN: Fiona does. The Golden Bird, the Little Mermaid, Pretty WomanNo, no, no, no, no! PUSS: "Oh, dont take the potion, Mr. Boss, its very bad." GODMOTHER: Where have all the good men gone / And where are all the gods? FIONA: Dad says Im going away for a while. Donkey: What about Shrek 2: 2 Fast, 2 Donkey? Yeah! DONKEY: Oh, no, no. SHREK: Well, so much for Dads royal blessing. Donkey manage to catch the falling potion with his mouth. HAROLD: WellI guess I gave her the wrong tea. Hey, hey, hey! She sits up with concerned look on her face. Want a taste? Dont you want to see your wife? A passenger inside the carriage leans out his head. DONKEY: Im trotting, Im trotting in place! Youll see. JEROME: [sighs] Yes, Fairy Godmother. HAROLD: Shall we say 7:30 by the old oak? CHARMING: Oh, thank heavens. The woman floats up to her and pops the bubble. Charming grabs the wand from Puss and throws it to Godmother. Oh my dear. Mongo kicks the gumdrop back, landing right on top of the catapult and destroying it. GODMOTHER: Sleeping Beauty. We need to talk. Im sorry. Mamas working. Stop them! Shrek 2 is a transcript. She looks affectionately at a doll of a princess, then moves on. Fiona leans against the window and looks out. Harold walks up to Cedric, a servant, who is carrying a bowl. Produit par DreamWorks Animation , ce film pour enfant est une parodie de contes de fes adapte du livre illustr Shrek ! Fear me, if you dare! Godmother steps out the balcony and flies away in the pink carriage with Kyle driving. JEROME: The Fairy Godmother. Shrek: Trust me. Fiona sighs as Shrek and Harold continue to rip apart their food, sending bits and pieces flying across the table. NOBLEMAN'S SON: Father? imported from Wikimedia project. Ho-ho-ho-oh, shoot! I just wish I could be the man you deserve. Connected to it is a giant factory with colored gases rising out from its chimneys. GODMOTHER: Your worries will vanish, your soul will cleanse / Confide in your very own furniture friends. He walks through the factory floor pushing the cart. Godmother grabs it but Shrek swipes it out of her hands and into the air. The dynamites' explosion blows off the grate. DONKEY: Uhhh--I gotta go to the bathroom. The three enter through the front door of the cottage and into a reception area. Have a happy ever after. Shrek notices a set of doors at the other end of the room with a sign above that reads "Potion Room". I know you never get a second chance at a first impression, but, well, what do you think? DONKEY: Wow! LILLIAN: Well, hes no Prince Charming, but they do look--. The book opens and a voice begins reading its . I was actually hoping you might join me for a morning hunt. We missed you at dinner. (laughing) I know you aint talking about the swamp! DONKEY: Oh, no. HAROLD: Uh, no, you must be mistaking me for someone else. That's good point Larry. Shrek, still carrying Donkey and Puss, dodges the arrows and jumps onto a conveyer belt. SHREK: Well, well, well, Donkey. The carriage door is opened and Sleeping Beauty falls onto the carpet, still sleeping. Look whos finally coming around! The tavern is a seedy gathering of misfits. Right away. Shrek yells through the bars of the door. Donkey looks up into the sky. Jerome turns the speaker to face the other way. SHREK: And who says I want to be part of this family? My donkey senses are tingling all over. Directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon (in Vernon's feature directorial debut) from a screenplay by Adamson, Joe Stillman, J. David Stem, and David N. Weiss, it is the sequel to Shrek (2001) and the second installment in the Shrek film series. SHREK: But look at me. Oh! Nothing, dear! Harold and Lillian are with servants outside in a courtyard, looking at different samples of carpet. What did he say? [Shrek and Fiona bow their heads in assent] Queen : Harold. Ah. Donkey is walking behind Shrek, who is still carrying Puss. HAROLD: Ah! And again. The three look out the window to see Shrek, Donkey, and Puss standing at the window. Happy, happy, happy! HAROLD: Im sure he just went off to look for a nice mud hole to cool down in. Shrek stares back at Fiona, still asleep, then sighs. DONKEY: It looks like you most certainly am are! Im your Fairy Godmother. Donkey screams in pain. Look, shes not seeing any clients today, OK? We are not going! I hope Im not interrupting anything. DONKEY: Say something crazy like "Im wearing ladies underwear!". Here comes the new me! DONKEY: Hey, whats going on? The book opens revealing a picture of lovely princess running over a field with a fairy-tale castle in the background. ] Pretend theres nothing wrong! Youre behaving like a. Youre gonna have a reaction. FIONA: But its the old one I fell in love with, Dad. Will you honor me with a dance? Prince Charming arrives at the Dragon's Keep, an ominous castle surrounded by a moat of lava, but sees that the bridge leading across the lava is destroyed by the Dragon. The king offered me much in gold and I have a litter of brothers. Shrek chuckles while Puss laughs loudly and they walk on. Its all right! In the morning Little Red Riding Hood knocks on the door, fleeing in terror after Shrek and Fiona answer the door. The knights proceed to throw Shrek, Donkey, and Puss into the back of a metal wagon. I will always be here to make sure nobody bothers you! CHARMING: Mmm, cherry flavored. Rawhide! Come here, little kitty. Larry: Aw, I forgive . You have engaged my valuable servicesyour Majesty. Donkey sits on the stage quietly singing. At the desk sits an elf writing into a book. Lillian runs over. Milk em hard! W--w--we dont even have dental. Sorry! Fiona looks hesitantly at Charming and then back at Godmother. (sighs) Maybe Fiona wouldve been better off if I were some sort of Prince Charming. Harold looks distracted. Donkey rears back and falls to the floor unconscious. But hew wasn't he was just unique. Move em on! Its all right. Hey, mice, pass me a buffalo wing. GODMOTHER: Mummy can handle this.. (continuing her son's rant) He endures blistering winds and scorching desert! Harold tries to leap away but Lillian catches him. A carriage is traveling on a road through the forest. What? Pinocchio misses Godmother and she shoots him with her wand, transforming him into a human boy. LILLAN: Its so nice to have the family together for dinner. Charming, who is now standing up from his seat, is sat down by Godmother and shushed. Shrek picks up a toy princess that resembles Fiona and it speaks. Love, the King and Queen of Far Far Away. Oh! What? Puss leaps back over them, cartwheeling in the air, lands back in his boots and picks up his hat and sword. They head inside and walk down a hallway, which leads to another set of doors. Mongo rises back up, the foam having formed around his head like a wig. The game was developed by Luxoflux for the PlayStation 2, . GODMOTHER: No no no no, thats all right. I do it all the time. DONKEY: But, no more wallowing in the mud? Pinocchio, Ginny, Wolf, the Three Little Pigs, and the Three Blind Mice are using the Magic Mirror as a TV. A bridge from the main land connects to an island. PUSS: Amigo, we are off to the Kit-Kat Club. The wand's magic hits Pinocchio and he turns back into his puppet self. Harold is pouring tea into two cups on a tray. Come on! Hansel and Gretel skip down the carpet hand in hand, tossing bread crumbs along their path. I just I just wish I could make her happy. Narrator: After a long day of saving fried chicken, stopping an inner-city riot. I hope Im not interrupting, but Im told youre the one to talk to about anogre problem? II wont do it. Spell! JOAN: What the heck are the crumbs for? HAROLD: Oh, no! DONKEY: Shrek! After the fanfare is over, one of the trumpeters begins play the Hawaii Five-0 Theme Song. She can help us pack. Thumbelina? DONKEY: Shes into superstitions / Black cats and voodoo dollssing it, Puss! He rides through a forest, snowy mountains and barren desert. The water is rancid and the two fish are clearly dead. He forces his way in and to see Fairy Godmother floating next to Fiona, who has the puppy in her arms. Shrek reads the label on the potion. Shrek and Puss ride Donkey and sprint past them. Categories I got to get a job. DONKEY: Hey! What you lack is the capacity! I mean, look at him. [yawns] Bet your bottom. Could you not be yourselffor five minutes! Lillian looks around nervously and Harold angrily stares at Shrek. Now give me that bottle. Puss picks up the discarded potion bottle and reads the label. Guards rush around the top of the walls as the Captain of the Guards shouts orders. until the time comes to Meet the In-Laws.The new couple is summoned by Fiona's parents, rulers of the kingdom of Far Far Away, who wish to celebrate their daughter's marriage. The furniture starts to animate and move around. The elves run away as Shrek jumps up and grabs onto a pulley system that leads back to the entrance. 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